All your saints are belong to us !!
Saints:
Date: 12/16/2009
In A.D. 2009, around 10:00AM, Mass was beginning.
Overheard:
Deacon: What happen?
Acolyte: Somebody set us up the altar.
Priest: We get Transubstantiation.
Deacon: What !
Priest: Main Host elevate.
Deacon: It's you !!
The Beatific Vision: How are you gentleman !!
All your saints are belong to us. You are on the way to salvation.
Deacon: What you say !!
Beatific Vision: You have every chance to sanctify make your time...
Amen amen amen.
Confused? You might want to watch: All Your Base Are Belong to Us [YouTube] or search it on Google for different explanations.
Or, my version....
In A.D. 33, Catholic Church was beginning.
Satan: What happen?
Demon: Somebody set up us the empty tomb. We get messenger.
Satan: What!!!
Demon: Main scroll open.
Satan: It's you!!!
Jesus: How are you evil ones!!! All My grace are belong to My Church. You are on the way to destruction.
Satan: What you say!!!
Jesus: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha! That is better!
Awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCP2xCBEI4o As close as I've ever seen to an all-out All Your Mass Are Belong To Us video :)