Heartburn Relief

Date: 6/23/2009
Saint Francis de Sales - I giv heartburn a minit to cool off!

Iz on fire!

Congratulations and kudos to i7nvd, winner of our 5th monthly Capshun Contest! He takes home the cake with an iPod shuffle. Happy joyous listening to you!

Among the notable entries this month (there were quite a few that got an audible chuckle from the Saints!):

  • The Canny, with "Incomingz! Brace for impakt!"
  • Newguy40, with "Point-y heart aims for eye. Oww!"
  • Ed, with "Heh! And my cardiologist said the test results were unremarkable!"
  • willguy, with "Spiritual desolashun in 3...2...1..."
  • Plinsky, similarly stating "Heart attack in 3, 2, 1" (this was the runner up)
  • Martin, with "Francis, it's time for a heart to heart."
  • And light-hearted, with the obvious and ironic, "I'm light hearted..... See?"

Thanks for all the entries, and be sure to subscribe to our news feed to get your daily dose of LOLSaints automagically delivered!

About the great saint:

Saint Francis de Sales, when he died, was seized with apoplexy. He received the last sacraments and made his profession of faith, repeating constantly the words: "God's will be done! Jesus, my God and my all!" — from the most excellent Catholic Encyclopedia

His heart was truly on fire for Jesus.

I iz notta winner.  Iz a whiner.  Wine!

If i7nvd iz unable 2 serve out hiz term, i can haz iPod?

lol @ Plinsky! Sorry, but he's served it!

*Plinsky offerz it up*