Do Not Call List

Date: 5/29/2009
Handlin Telemarketerz... Jesus is doin' it rite!

Kind of self explanatory ;)

John 2:13-16 (NAB) Since the Passover of the Jews was near, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. He found in the temple area those who sold oxen, sheep, and doves,as well as the money-changers seated there. He made a whip out of cords and drove them all out of the temple area, with the sheep and oxen, and spilled the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables, and to those who sold doves he said, "Take these out of here, and stop making my Father's house a marketplace."

This just works on so many levels (they are bothering Him at home, scams, etc.)

I was trying to come with an "Indiana Jones" type LOLSaints but just could not work thru it.... :)



Probably wanted to make sure they don't call him during dinner. It would've been really awkward to be interrupted during the last supper.

"And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and broke it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this...."


"Who is this? I am very busy right now doing something very important!"

"No, I am quite satisfied with my long distance service"

"Yes I know my contract expires soon... Yes I know I said I was not going to renew it.. listen, I don't have the time to explain to you why please just let me finish my dinner, if you had any idea how much I desired to partake of this passover you would not be calling right now.


History would be changed forever, and thus, God has restricted time travel exclusively to Christopher Lloyd and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

lol @ Thursday's comment - probably the best comment on this site so far!

History would be changed forever, and thus, God has restricted time travel