Date: 2/3/2009
Saint Blaise

UPDATE: Comments are closed. The winner has been announced!

It's that time... time to get this show on the road!

So, to kick things off on LOLSaints, we're having our first ever capshun—er... 'caption' contest! Here's how it works:

  1. You provide a creative caption for the above photo (it's Saint Blaise, in case you were wondering) in the comments before 9 p.m. CDT, February 3 (tonight)
  2. I'll pick the winner after the comments are closed.

The winner will be receiving:

iTunes + Thumbs Up + Link

  • A $15 iTunes Gift Card (generously donated by Midwestern Mac, LLC)
  • The respect of the lolsaints community.
  • A link back to his blog/website (if the winner has one)

In order to get the prize, you will need to include a working email address in your comment (otherwise, we'll be unable to contact you regarding the prize; duh!). The easiest way to guarantee you'll be able to be contacted is to register a user account before leaving that comment :-)

Contest rules:

  • You may submit up to two entries in the same post - if you enter more than two entries, only the first two will be accepted.
  • All entries must be submitted by 9:00 p.m. CDT on February 3, 2009. At that point the contest will be closed, and no more entries will be accepted.
  • By submitting an entry, you are giving the right to use your entry on its website, atop the picture at the top of this page.
  • The winner will be selected before 9:00 p.m. CDT on the day following the contest (February 4, 2009), and will be notified by email. If the winner does not respond within one day of being contacted, the runner-up will be awarded the prize. If the runner-up is also unable to be contacted, the prize will be held until the next contest.
  • My judgement is final.

So, please leave a comment below, and help get this party started!

Look into my eyes, not around my eyes..... and you're under.

How many in the Trinity? Duh, you forgot the Holy Spirit, AGAIN!

Look my boy! If the devil tempts you, stick your fingers in his eyes. Like this......auaaaaaaaah!!!

1.)How many fingers do you see?


Really!?! You mean you don't see these three other fingers!?

2.) PLEASE!?!

(Deep Sigh) Alright...just TWO more times.


Look, 1+1=2!

Oh, my dear, sweet child. So precious, but not the smartest cookie in the batch!

I can haz throat blessin?

Now, say two Hail Marys...



"Two spoonfuls of syrup each morning, my child."

"Ow! Can't I haz blessing?"

"Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural."

Wy u eatz fish bonz, litl boi?

NO! Mai hedz not a burnin' skul!

U rong litl boi! M3 not patrun of arsoners!

Sry, fhroat blessin' not garentteed 'gainst Scimitarz!

Now, dont make me count to three!!

1)Two more blessings, and I'm done for the day. They didn't tell me I had to do this all the time when they made me bishop.

2) And I want a new wagon, and peace on earth.

For the last time, I'm not Bishop Nicolas of Myra! I don't do gifts!

That's 2 strikes . . .

-Boy, I dun told you twice now...

-Patron saint of creepy old men?

(although I have to say, I'm partial to Adam's caption.)

CHEW your food next time, my son!

1) ...nao consentraet, litl boi, and i'll make u flot in de ayr!

2) St. Blaise's one regret was his lifelong inability to perfect the One-Handed Altar Boy Lift.

"Now did you borrow bishop's car without asking?"

"Look at the cool shadow puppet I can make"

 "You are getting sleepy, very sleepy... Now when I tap your forehead, you will spit your gum out."

Look at me, now this is the SECOND time I've healed your sore throat, little boy: Quit going outside without a jacket!

U iz gettin' sleeeeeeepyyyyyyy...

Now Grasshopper, when your adversary tries to poke you in the eyes, you must turn your hand sideways like in prayer, and then quickly lift it up in front of your nose.

1. U must be dis big 2 bcom saint!

2. We can has kewl hat?

Confirmandi, dis wut iz call teh Bish Slap!

U Can Haz Phish, but Dun Swallow Bonez. KTHXBAI!

"Can plz has 3 kittenz?"

(and hopefully you infer the child getting shot down with a 'No. only 2'...)

1)With that, St. Blaise blessed the throats of all the children in the land. And there was much rejoicing.

2) Focus! Look at my eyes! My Crosier is not a toy!

Remember kidz - therez no "z" in Blaise.

Come closer, my son... I'll get that smudge off your chin.

Goochee Goochee Goo!

1) "I can haz Eukarist now?"

2) "I haz Holy Adum Apul!"

Invisibul Spirit


"I want you and your friend to take that chicken bone out of my Cathedral"

"Two miracles, no can do?. Only one at a time!"

1.)  2 Natures of Christ: Human and Divine

2.) Quick grab the fish bones

2 cavities

u need 2 floss more

"We can't sing for Mass like this. Please, can't you do something to save the choir?"

Look here boy, I said "Scout's Honor"!