Date: 4/11/2009
Easter Capshun Contest - I can haz capshun?

I can haz capshunz?

UPDATE: The winner has been chosen!

Well, it's that time of year—Easter time. While all of you are eating your Peeps (or microwaving them) and trading Snickers bars for Milky Ways, the saints in Heaven are blowing their horns in exultant jubilation! Rejoice, for the Lord has risen!

It seems that one of the poor gents in the picture above has been tooting his horn a little too much—perhaps that's why he's turned quite green!

(Please, try to be charitable in your jokes about recent OCP cover artwork—we all know it's weird... and odd... and, well, nevermind. Just be charitable—what else can we stare at during the 15 minutes prior to Mass in a modern-designed gym-church?).

This is the third capshun—er... caption—contest. In case you weren't around for first two, here's how it works:

  1. You provide a creative caption for the above photo (it's from the recent OCP missalette, in case you were wondering) in the comments before the end of Easter Monday (we're extending this one a day, in case someone ate a few too many peeps and needs some rest).
  2. LOLsaints.com will pick a winner after the comments are closed.

The winner will be receiving:

Hail Holy Queen plus Thumbs Up plus Link

  • Hail, Holy Queen — a wonderful book by Scott Hahn on the Blessed Virgin!
  • A Priestie Boyz "Lost in Ecstasy" CD (if you've never heard of the priestie boyz, they're a rockin' Seminarian band from STL).
  • The respect of the lolsaints community.
  • A link back to his blog/website (if the winner has one).

In order to get the prize, you will need to include a working email address in your comment (otherwise, we'll be unable to contact you regarding the prize; duh!). The easiest way to guarantee you'll be able to be contacted is to register a user account before leaving that comment :-)

Contest rules:

  • You may submit up to two entries in the same post - if you enter more than two entries, only the first two will be accepted.
  • All entries must be submitted by 10:00 p.m. CDT on April 13, 2009. At that point the contest will be closed, and no more entries will be accepted.
  • By submitting an entry, you are giving LOLSaints.com the right to use your entry on its website, atop the picture at the top of this page.
  • The winner will be selected before 7:00 p.m. CDT on the day following the contest (March 5, 2009), and will be notified by email. If the winner does not respond within one day of being contacted, the runner-up will be awarded the prize. If the runner-up is also unable to be contacted, the prize will be held until the next contest.
  • LOLSaints.com's judgement is final.

So, please leave a comment below, and say a prayer to Saint Anthony that we'll find your capshuns humorous!

"This copper trumpet turned my skin green!"
"Let's go TP the guy who sold it to us."

Stop blowing so hard, Ralph!

Howz the heck to I playz dis thing?

"Why you takez away teh score?"

(With Scroll) "Hay, Gabez!  R U grene w/ envee?"

(With Horn) "N0H!  Cecelya, I iz notz feelingz gud being on de cover o' de OCP buk.  Bad moozickz givez me bad hoomerz."

This is my conversation.  I recognize this artist.

"Why wouldn't this be the perfect pose for the back of a contemporary hymnal?"

playz dat funky muzik white boy....

OCP religious art! Sound the retreat!


Greetings, all!
I went to a parish here in the Arch. of StL.  I saw GOOD ART on the OCP hymnal.  Not all is lost!

"-Just hold that note for a few more bars, Wilson.
-But, Iz is out of air!!!"

Dis is why u don't eat de peeps b4 Mass

i warned you!

thatz what happenz when you eat all the peepz at one time!!

Liturgical jazz...


Trumpets and Fasting...

not a good mix.

Only chocolate bunnies for breakfast=
Music Fail

"I said play da bluez!"
"Ur Trumpet iz cooler than my sword."

We Haz the Right 4 U to remain Silent...

U dont need a trumpet, u needz a barf bag!

Y is da sheet music writtn on a roll of Charmin?

#1 When saintz go marchen in, them go last... patronz of jazz zombeez an of big fishes hooks.

#1 When saintz go marchen in, them go last... patronz of jazz zombeez an of big fishes hooks.
#2 I eated! I thought wuz peepz!
   Nope. Wuz worm for ma big hook!